Worst Jokes Ever
My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
What is always moving but we never see it walk?
Time! Hahahaha!
A very rich and famous comedian walked into a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - "This vodka isn't good enough for you." - "If it is good enough for you it is good enough for me!"
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.
The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?
4!
One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Why did Sally not save the mountain climber?
Because it was her dad.
What did Sally get for Christmas?
Cancer.
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.
But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.
And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.
Life.
I like my women like my coffee—ground up and frozen.
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.