Worst Jokes Ever
What's thick, 12 inches, and in your mum's throat?
My penis.
He asked for a shot of beer?
He got shot and killed.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. XD
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
Why couldn’t the house see?
The blinds were down.
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
Your Dad.
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
Jakob's life.
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
Q: Why did Sally survive the car accident?
A: She hit an ambulance.
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
Q: Why did the teacher die?
A: Because he hated his life.