Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
Dark humor is like food: Not everybody gets it.
What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife?
The first is easier to bury.
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
A double chinkey.
My friend had no school because of heavy snow.
Guess you could say it was a snow school day!
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
Are you an egg, because you crack me up?
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them turned to the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer Pussy.