Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
Why did Sally run into a tree?
She is blind.
What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "A bad joke."
When you see a deer, what do you say?
"Oh deer!"
Why can’t Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
Y'all wanna hear a joke? My life.
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
One apple a day keeps the doctor away; not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.
Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
fff.
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.