Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

This gay guy was so happy with his new boyfriend that he took him to his favorite gay bar.

An hour or so goes by, then the new flame says, "I just LOVE this place, everyone is so nice, food is great, but what's up with the monkey way down there?"

His friend says "OK, watch this." He goes up behind the chimp and smacked him in back of its head. The monkey jumped off the stool, pulls down his zipper, and gives him head. When finished, the chimp took a napkin, cleaned himself, pulled up his zipper, then jumped back to his chair.

He walked back to his new gay friend and said, "What do you think of that?"

"MAN, I seen some amazing things, but never like that!" His squeeze said, "Wanna give it a try?"

"I sure do, JUST DON'T hit me as hard as you hit that monkey."

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    • The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live. The doctor replied, "Tu-more."

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    • What's worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else's semen in your mom's corpse.

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    • What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.

    So two guys walk into a bar. One says, "Can I have something to drink?"

    The other says, "You wish!" LOLOLOLOLOLOLO dab on the haters - Jake Paul wreeeeecckkked.................... DABDABDABDBABABDBABDBABDBABDBDABDBsabBaDBAD,,,,,,,,,,five fo e the winners. KILL MATPAT, THE EARTH IS FLAT AND A DONUT

    Girls Are Yummy Stupid

    Are Really Erectable

    Tasty Honey Ejaculable

    Booty Everything Sucking Titties

    Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D

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    • So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.

    Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.

    We almost drowned when we went out boating, but I got a watermelon to keep me floating.

    Let me tell you a story.

    There once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes.

    He didn't want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes.

    He lived in a dorm, and all day he watched porn, but still he would suck on some corn.

    One day he would go to choke on some tasty chode, but his bros found out, gave him a shout, and kicked him out yelling that he broke the bro code.