Worst Jokes Ever
I fell down yesterday.
My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!
Jacob Wheet, if you don't understand, look it up.
I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal.
I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said, "Well, when life gives you lemons!"
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
Chuck Norris knows the location of Atlantis.
When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. š¤š
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Old man goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."
The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!
Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed by the chicken!
What are you on? YouTube.
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
Your face.
The ice cream man tried to murder me today.
My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.