Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
Muslim furries like goats.
How do you punish Stevie Wonder for bad behavior?
You move all of the furniture around.
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"
Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.
How do you kill a Catholic?
Crucify them...
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior.
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.
Kade
Wife: I want to deep throat your dick.
Husband: let’s do this.
Wife: April foogjhmgkjgyukgyukfygkutkutkygfku5t!
Friend: If you don't like my bad jokes, I will tell some stand up comedy.
Me: But you are not standing:)
I don't have a joke about Christianity.
I don't want to get crucified.
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
There were three babies in a mom's stomach. One baby asks, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The other baby answers, "A doctor. I want to help people. What about you?"
"I want to be an engineer. I want to make things. What about you?" he asks to the third baby.
"I want to be a hunter."
"Why?" the other babies ask.
"I want to kill the snake that spits on my face."