Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?
Reports say there's a small medium at large!
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
You want to hear a joke? You......
What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.
I bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.
Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
He was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
He was also dead.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Monkey see, monkey do.
Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?
He was stapled to the first one.
Mosely in a white van.
You know your doctor is gay when he asks you to touch your toes, and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
You set it on fire; then it goes, "WOOF!"
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.