Worst Jokes Ever
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
Stephen Hawking lost connection to the WiFi.
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?
Because 511472.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
Josh: Tell me something funny.
Mark: My life.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
Wanna hear a clean one?
Old man takes a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a dirty one?
Bubbles is the 14 year old next door.
It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!
Booooooooooooo!
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
What is the skeleton's favorite car?
A Zam-bone-y.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Two's company, cheese a crowd!
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
Did you hear about the guy whose left side got cut off!
But he’s all right now.
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.