Worst Jokes Ever
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? ... Kick his sister in the jaw.
What's red, green, and smells like shit?
... Red and green shit.
How were tire swings made?
A tire said, "Goodbye world," and hung himself.
I'm serious, what's a "dad?"
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
A drum rolled down a hill. Ba-dum-tsssh!
Hello there, have a good day!
This website hahahahahahaha!
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Why can't a dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard.
A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye.
Moment later they start chanting 13...13...13...
How do you make a plumber cry?
You kill his family.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
What do you call a Twinkie with two pairs of pants?
Double trousers.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What is a "dad?"
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.
How did Santa fit down the chimney?
He buttered it.