Worst Jokes Ever
You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.
Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
fff.
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
I was coming out of airport and a rober kept his gun on my head I requested him please don't kill me as I have my old mom and dad at my home . Kill Them.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
How does NASA organize their parties? They planet.
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
What do you say to a magician with autism?
Are you "Autism-ic?"
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
I go to the shop and buy 2 pints of kimo.
I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.
My pencil sharpener broke, so now my pencil is pointless.
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
The boy turns to the man and says, "Hey mister, it's getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?"
So the man says: "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"
I accidentally walked on the Lego Batman mask.
I want my fucking feet back!
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?
A blender.
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.