Worst Jokes Ever
Muslim furries like goats.
How do you punish Stevie Wonder for bad behavior?
You move all of the furniture around.
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"
Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.
How do you kill a Catholic?
Crucify them...
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior.
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.
Kade
Wife: I want to deep throat your dick.
Husband: let’s do this.
Wife: April foogjhmgkjgyukgyukfygkutkutkygfku5t!
Friend: If you don't like my bad jokes, I will tell some stand up comedy.
Me: But you are not standing:)
I don't have a joke about Christianity.
I don't want to get crucified.
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
There were three babies in a mom's stomach. One baby asks, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The other baby answers, "A doctor. I want to help people. What about you?"
"I want to be an engineer. I want to make things. What about you?" he asks to the third baby.
"I want to be a hunter."
"Why?" the other babies ask.
"I want to kill the snake that spits on my face."
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)