Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
I tried to catch fog, I mist...
Bill Cosplay
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
keligh?
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow herd.
CJ and Declan's Relationship!
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bed time."
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
Dead baby jokes never get old...
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here!"
The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"