Worst Jokes Ever
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
I'm straighter than a rainbow.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
What did the salad say to pineapple?
"Lettuce be friends."
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off, and someone asked him, "How are you?" And he said, "I’m all right now."
So I was doing a puzzle, and I was getting triggered with it. My friend said, "It's puzzling why you're so triggered."
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser.
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
Ya nan!
What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends, "I milked a cow, and it took awhile for it to warm up." His brother came over and said, "We don't have cows, we have bulls."