Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
What is the skeleton's favorite car?
A Zam-bone-y.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Two's company, cheese a crowd!
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
Did you hear about the guy whose left side got cut off!
But he’s all right now.
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
Tiresome is the quantification of tire.
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while I'm doing it.
What is life?
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?
Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
Why was the German in a hurry?
Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.