Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
What's the hardest part about being a paedophile?
Trying to fit in.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because...
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
Deutsch: Die, die nichts zu sagen haben, reden viel. Die, die was zu sagen haben, hingegen kaum.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
I tried to catch fog, but I mist.
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
Yo mama!
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.