Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the carrot roll down the hill?
Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.
Man's got that big bati, you know.
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I'm famous!
I'm Gay.
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
Pooooop.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail.
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
Canada.
Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.
Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill-arious! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, very funny!
How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty.
We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.