Worst Jokes Ever
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms?
Because he told the man to put his hands up.
I named my daughter Kennedy so when I talked about how her brain was shot out of her head, people just thought I paid really close attention in history.
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na na.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
I had a dream about the whole ocean being filled with orange soda.
Turns out it was a Fanta sea.
What is the definition of GAY?
Thunwa :D
Someone stole my toilet, and the police have nothing to go on.
I'm gay.
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror.
Your mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
How did you get that? Used your life savings?
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!