A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.
It was a shih tzu.
Worst Jokes Ever
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
How to know if your wife is dead? Well, the sex is still trash, but the dishes really start to pile up.
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
Once there was this Whichdoctor. He walked barefoot most of the time, which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, and the food gave him bad breath, which made him (wait for it) a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.
Joke.
I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
When I masturbate, things cum.
When an old man does, no one cums.
