Worst Jokes Ever
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual assault?
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
One day I was jogging through the park and I saw this lady sitting next to a pond in a wheelchair with no legs and arms and said "Why are you crying" she said she had never been hugged I gave her a hug and jogged away.The next day i saw her again and asked her the same question she said "I've never been kissed" I gave her a kiss and went, The third day i asked her thrice and she said I've never been fucked I picked her up from her wheelchair and throwed her in the pond and said your fucked now She didn't make it:)
People judge me because I'm quiet.
No one plans a massacre out loud.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
Jack got mad and kicked Jill in the ass because she couldn't make him cum.
Tell someone to look in their shirt and spell attic. Hehe.
BLM British Lives Matter.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️