I would tell you a construction pun, but I'm still working on it.
Worst Jokes Ever
I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
What do you call a priest that is a furry?
A Catholic.
How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?
The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.
Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
So, a daughter asks her father, "Dad, what is your opinion on abortions?" Her father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?" The daughter responds, "But I don't have a sister... Oh."
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
There are some sounds that everyone loves... - Shoes on gravel. - Crackling of fire. - The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you. - Cats purring.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?
How much did the haulla-cost?
Why can't a t-rex clap?
Because it's dead.
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore, it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
