Worst Jokes Ever

Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said, "Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion." The first guy came back with 10 apples, and by the second one, he started to grunt, so he was killed and eaten.

The second one came back with cherries, and when he went to put the 10th one in, he started to laugh, so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven, and the first guy said, "Dude, you were so close. What happened?" The second one said, "I would have made it, but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!" 😝😝🤣🤣

A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.

What's the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar? One stops sucking when you smack it.

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?

What would you call a cover for your cock?

I like penguins.

Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.

China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.

The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂

Random guy: "Go suck a D*ck!"

Me: Nah, I'd rather suck a 9mm.

Black people run fast.

Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?

Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.

I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling?

Hold its nose.

Worst joke ever.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

Two of the worst jokes ever.

Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.

Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?

Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.

That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.

It's not pedophilia, it's early access.

I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!

Brother: "I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help."

Sister: "That’s my f***ing electric toothbrush!"

Brother: "Oh, well the offer still stands."