Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Did Jesus die a virgin?

Of course not, you idiot. He got nailed before he died!

Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.

We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.

Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"

The terrorists both say, "A beer."

The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"

One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"

I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.

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    • My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."

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    • Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:

    Sum Ting Wong.

    Wei Toh Low.

    Ho Lee Fuk.

    Ban Din Ouch.