Worst Jokes Ever
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
What time is it when you say, "Wake up?"
It is morning.
Gay
Boy
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
What do bees brush their hair with?
A honeycomb.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk, and a tree 🌳 cannot walk.
About a dog.
So the horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
UwU
What’s 12 inch long, purple, and makes women scream??
Cot death!
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
Why didn't the bear leave home?
He could not bear leaving his family.
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet. The student recited the alphabet: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz". "Where's the p?" He looked down to the floor and said: "it's running down my legs".