Worst Jokes Ever
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.
Trashy pig woman: Why?
Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
The bank said go to the river bank. Oh, oh, oh, good fishy joke!
Baby, here's my anus.
Baby, too, where's my anus?
Taylor.
Bring a knife into the shower. NEVER gonna see that coming! He pulls the curtain like ‘re re‘ and you're like ‘re re’ yourself, motherfucker, and stab him right in the eye! You thought the psycho was out there? SURPRISE, the psycho’s IN HERE with the Irish Spring on them!
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
What’s a Mexican person’s favorite spot?
Cross country. 😉
I’ll never forget my grandpa's last words to me...
“Are you still holding the ladder??”
Why can’t you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday...
Are you choked?
We are having a sleepover and we are being as quiet as possible.
Addison: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THOSE ARE GREAT JOKES!!!
Layne: IKR
Mom: SHUT UP, YOUR BROTHER IS TRYING TO SLEEP.
Addison: ok fine.
Layne: Look at this joke.
Addison: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
*Addison and Layne continue laughing really loudly*
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.