Worst Jokes Ever
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
The king took a shit on the craps table at the casino.
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
I saw a petition on replacing gravestones with trees so it will be a beautiful forest.
Son: Where's grandma?
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: A broken pencil.
Friend: A broken pencil who?
Me: Nevermind, it's pointless.
A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.
One man walked into a bar. A second man walked into a bar, but the third guy ducked.
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
Babe, it's over.
After all I've done for you? Wow! I cheated on you with your sister anyway.
I meant the movie...
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
Life.
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
Did you know ghosts are alcoholics?
They only come out for the boos.
I farted. LOL.