Worst Jokes Ever
At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.
Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
I’m happy to be with my EA when I go to school.
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window.
When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food."
When the man looked confused, the owner said, "Windows are nature's vending machine."
Why is Mrs. Grapes 🍇 a good mother?
Because she loves raisin' kids.