Worst Jokes Ever
Why don’t mountains take things seriously?
Because they’re hill areas.
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
What did one Koala say to the other?
"Help me I'm burning. Aaaugh!!! Oh fuck oh fuck I'm on fire!! AAAAaugh!"
"Knife to meet ya."
What time is it when you say "what?"
Time to start over!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
Yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap.
What is the difference between a car and a tree?
A tree cannot drive, but a car can drive.
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
Potters are dead xoxoxoxoxox.
The butt quack one.
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.