Worst Jokes Ever
A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"
Ryan.
Why did the vegetable go to jail?
He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.
I was taking a walk near the prison when I saw a good looking guy climbing down the fence, and when he noticed me, he gave me a sneer! It was pretty condescending.
I'll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you're now worthless to me!
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
How do you make a juggler laugh? You tickle his balls.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stranger.
Stranger who?
Stranger, why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
Your nan's bald.
No way, Jose!
Rock-a-bye dummy, in the tree top.
When the wind blows, the cradle will rock.
When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall.
Down will come dummy, cradle and all.
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over them.
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
What does the man say about his baby sister Lydia? "I hope she electrocutes herself!"
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
My sister asked where is my book.... me: "itti badi nak hai gufa jaisi dhund us mei."