Worst Jokes Ever
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
What is a magic school?
A school that can fly.
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
How did Caillou quit his party?
He had to cancel it.
What time is it when you walk into a wall? Time to get to bed!
W ffseetyhggghjoi.
What do you call a person who cares for chickens?
A chicken tender.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
A lady sees a doctor about a tummy ache. After her check up, the Doctor said, “Looks like you’ll be needing nappies in about 9 months time.”
The lady asks, “Am I pregnant?” To which the Doctor replied, “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.
Not so great way to find out you are adopted.
"Have fun at school night" is what?
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
Why don’t mountains 🏔 take anything serious?
Because they think they’re hill areas! 😂
What time is it when you cannot walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!
I love you and I love you too. I love ❤️.
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
Be nice.