Worst Jokes Ever

Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A: A nun falling down the stairs.

What is the richest nut ever? A cash-ooo!

Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?

Well..... neither has he.

I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂

You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.

My wife still misses me...

But her aim is getting better!

How did the guy greet his wife?

"Howdy, sister!"

Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable.

Sisters before misters.

I hope you get better.

I love you.

What do you call a banana eating a banana?

Canabananalism.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.

First Man: My dog's got no nose.

Second Man: How does he smell?

First Man: Awful.

What do you call an animal that smells?

A smelly-phant.

That joke is really not funny.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Of course, houses can't jump.

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?

He got 12 months.

Worst joke ever.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Worst joke ever.

Where did the king hide his armies?

In his sleevies.

Worst joke ever.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.

Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.

Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.

Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?

Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?

What did 0 say to 8?

"Hey, nice belt!"

What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.

What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.

Those two jokes are not funny at all!