Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.
Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.
The British: We drive on the left side of the road.
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*
I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Russia.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.