Worst Jokes Ever
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.
Everything is made in China... except for baby girls.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks...
"Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea, but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
So I asked my mom for a bath bomb, she just gave me a toaster.
The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.