Little Johnny went to the doctor to get an infection checked on his penis. As the doctor examined it, he asked, "Lil Johnny how did you get an infection on your penis?" Johnny replied, "Well, the damn neighbor Sally's braces are too sharp."
Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
What’s a homo police dog?
A gay-9.
I fucc mi brother.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.
It's called "spastics on elastics."
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet.
