Worst Jokes Ever
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"
The tree ghosted her.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your mom isn't here because she doesn't love you.