Worst Jokes Ever
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
like this if you have ever been abused.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.
Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
Amber Heard's Morning Routine
Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.