Worst Jokes Ever
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we donāt get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldnāt get a straight answer.
Where do you buy a dishwasher?
Hot singles in your area.
I looked up "I have whiplash" on WebMD, and it diagnosed me with slavery.
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
Woah, nice cock.
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. š
What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese patient? "Sum ting wong."
Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...
So why donāt blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when heās about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
Humanity.