I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when here phone dies
What is Michael Joseph Jackson favorite town? Boise
What is the similarity between maths and buildings? Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane
Q: What are cheetahs? A: The worst card players🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's the same with shoes and slaves? When they get lose you tie them up
Yo mama's so stupid she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate"
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target? The drone guy didn't know either.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay? A: They have no one to call daddy
What jump higher than a basketball player? and emo kid, they never touch the ground
Did u know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes
He won the no Bell prize
How are you and an orphan similar
Both of your fathers are invisible
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the twin towers Smash (Get it) 9/11
Why is dark spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't C in the dark.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked
why did the mailman come to the house? To come back with the milk
whats an orphan's least favorite store home depot
Why do orphans become criminals to know what’s it like to be wanted
What goes up but doesn't come down
Tell who we are
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
