Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Run

  • I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.

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  • Orphan

  • A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.

    The boy asks, "What gave me away?"

    The man responds, "Your parents."

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  • Father

  • You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?

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  • Rhyme

  • Jack and Jill went up a hill

    To pick some dill.

    Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,

    And he needed a painkiller pill.

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  • Penaldo

  • I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!

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  • Rape

  • Rape isn't a joke.

    It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.

    It's a way of art, and works on anybody!

    Like this if you agree.

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  • Stuff

  • The Good Old Days.

    You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

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  • School

  • What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?

    When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)

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  • Pass

  • Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!

    - 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!

    Better than Elanga?

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  • Emo

  • Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?

    No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!

    Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?

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