Worst Jokes Ever
I saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' t-shirt, so I said, "286lb."
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.