Worst Jokes Ever
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.
The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?
If I wanted to kill myself, I would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
How do you surprise a blind guy? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?