Worst Jokes Ever
One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."
The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."
My mother was so sad after my grandpa's death, she went into the bathroom with my uncle, and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on, saying that she was pregnant.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!
I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
If things don't get better, the Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said, "Drama queen!"
Donald Trump and the Pope were standing on a platform in front of a crowd of people. The Pope said to Donald Trump, “I can make everyone in this audience happy with one small swipe of my hand.”
Donald Trump replies, “That’s not possible. You’ll have to show me.” Then the Pope slaps him.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...
She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.