Worst Jokes Ever
What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.
Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to "Just Do It."
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
Hehe.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Please like this. I bet my friend 20 bucks that I would get to 15 likes before him.
Abortions = yeetis of the fetus.
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
I wasn't planning on going on a run, but those cops showed up out of nowhere.
Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok.