Worst Jokes Ever

Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.

Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE

Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!

Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?

A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they're missing two towers.

If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.

We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.

Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.

What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.

Amber Heard's Morning Routine

Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.

What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?

A bath bomb.

Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?

Yes, best comedy award.

I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

What do you call children born from incest?

Gross Domestic Product.

Why is Santa always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Like this if you are in foster care.

So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.

Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!

Like this if you have ever had a family member die.

Therapist: So what brought you here today?

Wife: He's too literal.

Therapist: And you, sir?

Husband: My truck.

Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?

Because they are good at fingering A minor.