Worst Jokes Ever
Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Because it saw your face!
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?
"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
What time is it when you cannot do anything?
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
Why does Trump "not" wear glasses? Because he's got 20/20 vision!
What is a dog that is Christmas?
A Christmas tree dog!
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
I hate straight people.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.