Worst Jokes Ever
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
People are like tequila glasses,
you gotta shoot them down fast.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was on a roll.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
Mother: How is my little cookie doing?
Doctor: Your cookie is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: 😁♥️🍪
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
People say I should be proud of my autism, but truth be told, I'm only in it for the help in class.
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.