Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap.
What is the difference between a car and a tree?
A tree cannot drive, but a car can drive.
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
Potters are dead xoxoxoxoxox.
The butt quack one.
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
What time do babies get dirty?
Playtime.
What does an imouto ride?
Onii-san.
What time is your name from? Any time.
What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
What is your summer name? Hot.
I wish everyone spoke to each other the way God did.