Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A woman walks into a doctor's office. She schedules an appointment and sits down in the waiting room. When it's her turn to talk to the doctor, she describes all of her symptoms, and they're unlike anything he's heard before. The doctor runs a few tests and steps out of the room. He comes back later, and says, "Well, I have good news and bad news." The woman says, "I'll hear the good news first please." The doctor replies, "The good news is we're naming a disease after you!"

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    • Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Control freak.

    Con...

    Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"

    Why do people always tell actors to break a leg?

    Because every play has a cast.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Atch.

    Atch who?

    Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?

    An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"

    There was a man. He came home with his friends from the bar and man was he ever wasted! Their friends made sure to get him home safely. The next morning, he woke up and found blood all over his nightstand. He called his friends and asked for his alarm clock back.

    Sometimes I have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell, "I'm you from the future!"

    What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.

    What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.

    What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.

    So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍