Worst Jokes Ever
What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you?
I'm a heterosexual man that is so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
GOOGOO?
RTY!
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?
Because there's only one B in Brazil.
What do you call sad coffee... deppresso!
Blonde 1: Omg! Yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian!
Blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT
Also Blonde 2: Wait, how much is a Brazilian?
How do you get chewing gum out of a child's hair? Cancer.
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!