Worst Jokes Ever
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
moo.
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe... Breathe..."
I unironically shit myself. I am so sorry.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEE YEEEEE
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.
Double whammy. Orphan jokes are like a kid with cancer; it never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
Guess what's "tiiiimmeeeee ABDE?"
....yes, it is "long time no see."
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!
Orphan: *sits there sadly*
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!