Worst Jokes Ever
Egg?
Do you know Warrior Cats?
I heard Hawkfrost is cold.
Gan cube prices?
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
Wood-fired pizza.
How would pizza get a job now?
El, can you grab me that bow?
gae
Yesterday, a 5-year-old dyslexic boy almost saved his mother from drowning, but he kept dialing 119...
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because of my short hair. I mean, what did you expect? I'm gay, of course, I have short hair.
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
What did the knife say to the other knife?
"Knife to meet you."
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on.
Once I ate a table... it was food consuming.
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
What's thick, long, hard, and has cum in it?
Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.
There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him.