Worst Jokes Ever
What time do butts get up? At the crack of dawn!!!
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast. It has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.
A: What's the similarity between your girlfriend and the sun?
B: They're both hot?
A: They're both massive.
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
I am a dead baby. -end joke-
What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.
Just laugh.
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My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
What is the difference between cremation and smoking?
While you are smoking, you don't go up in smoke.
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Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Friend 1: I don't want to jump.
Friend 2: Me neither.
Murderer: If you don't jump, I'll stab you.
Friend 1: *jumps*
Friend 2: *jumps*
Murderer: I didn't mean off the building!
Friend 1: I know that. I just pretended to jump to get rid of that guy.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
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What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
Why are feminists jealous of men?
Because men don't have to stand up to piss.