Worst Jokes Ever
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and said, "Jill do you wanna?" Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son.
Person A: C'mon person B, just be happy, smile.
Person B: Over my dead body.
Person B: *gets the noose*
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.
I have OCD and ADD, so everything had to be perfect...but not for long.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Joe.
The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c*** because Jill's real name is Randy.
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop up an onion.
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.
Cam was hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.