Worst Jokes Ever
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
A man enters the bank and says, "Hi, I'm robbing you!" The man was arrested instantly.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
Flip 1134 over on a calculator.
Happy holidays!
Q: What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A: A bus full of children.
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.
Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.
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What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
What do you call a pig?
Pig.
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
...... fuck the turtles...... THE END
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards." It is not cool.
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!