Worst Jokes Ever

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Once, there was a man that was coming to my house and peeing in my yard. Then the man came back to my house and flopped his penis everywhere and peed at the same time, and it went all over my face.

So the next day, he came back, and I got my BB gun and shot a metal BB into his peepee.

This didn't actually happen.

Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?

Because they can't be home schooled.

"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't find home.

Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.

Sadly, he didn't see it coming.

Alicia was not a popular girl. None of the guys noticed her. Once she got a boyfriend, but then he cheated on her with Katy and said, "You're not sexy enough, Katy is much hotter."

So Alicia took a match, set herself on fire, and screamed, "THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!"

And then she died.

What's the smallest stick in the world?

Your man's dick.

All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.

I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.

Why do Indian men prefer fat women?

Because they worship cows.

The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.

Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.

and found that in all the videos his father is...

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said, "Yes," and lifted up her dress. Then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?

Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.

Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.

Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”

Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!

What did the Asian say to the Asian?

*Cough*