Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
If you put your foot in a pond, your foot will get wet.
No joke, I just wasted about 5 or 6 seconds of your life.
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
You smell like tap water and cornflakes.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
What time is it when a nurse's here?
It's nurse-thirty.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: He got shot.
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
A woman walks into a doctor's office. She schedules an appointment and sits down in the waiting room. When it's her turn to talk to the doctor, she describes all of her symptoms, and they're unlike anything he's heard before. The doctor runs a few tests and steps out of the room. He comes back later, and says, "Well, I have good news and bad news." The woman says, "I'll hear the good news first please." The doctor replies, "The good news is we're naming a disease after you!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dumplin.
Dumplin who?
Dumplin the killer.
What type of tea do you drink with the Queen of England?
Royal-tea.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Why do people always tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?