Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar.
Hi, welcome to David’s sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back. The old man wanted to do it with his wife. The man set up everything needed and did the video. He threw it back first, then his wife, but instead of an old lady, it was ashes.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
I have a daily routine where I take a crap every morning at 6 AM, but wake up at 7 AM. And it's not even a joke.
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
Is Google a girl or a boy?
Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.