Worst Jokes Ever
Write 317537 on your calculator and turn it over to spell "Leslie."
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
What kind of dreams do hotels have?
Suite dreams.
Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "
". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"
Divorce is scheduled for next month.
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
Baby 🍼
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?
What is an egg?
Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?
Because he loves his honey.
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
What is yellow? The sun ☀️.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
What is a car that runs and can't?
What time is it?
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅?
Time to walk with your dog 🐶!
What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼.