Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
Bald Eagle.
Mustard
Ever absorb Griffin?
Brady Quinn!!
Frank.
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! š¦
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new š.
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
How can toilet paper decorate your house?
Shit sticks everywhere.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Q: Why canāt orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they canāt get back to home.
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
What do you call a cow š® in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
Why canāt orphans play baseball?
Because they donāt know where home is...
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home to do it at.
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I donāt even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.