Worst Jokes Ever
I'm a clown.
A boy and girl are fucking. The girl yells "Senpai!" The boy smiles, pleased, but then her father walks in and says "What?"
A man who desperately wanted to be good after serving time in prison was visited by an Angel. "You want to change? You can still enter heaven on two conditions. You must bet on the horses with any money you have and pass your winnings to someone less fortunate, and you must never hold on to any beef." The Angel then disappeared.
The man did as was told and became generous and kind. As he emerged from the betting office with all his money, he would pass every penny of it all to a deserving person each and every time.
He, however, couldn't seem to avoid meat and would still eat it no matter what.
When he died, the Angel came back for him.
"But I'm undeserving; I can't come with you," he said.
"Yes, you can," replied the Angel, "you gave all your stake (steak) away."
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?
What time is it when you get home and you can walk, walk? Eeeeeew!
What is the difference between a human and a burger?
Chris started to tell me a joke about a nut, but he couldn't finish it.
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
what is the fastest country? iran.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏡? Day today I have to get my kids and oooooo.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house?
To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.
I did a walk today, but it was good for Tyler. I was just trying to have a good time to sleep good. I got yyy night and a night.
What do girls have that boys don’t have? Bobbies.
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
What time is it when you get home?
I love going to sleep at night.
So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didn’t have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.