Worst Jokes Ever
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Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?
"I will be back next month."
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
Let’s stick together!
The teacher is asking you a question.
Teacher: "If your biggest dream came true, what would you be?"
Me: "Dead."
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
Oh, he needs some milk!
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?
One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.
I love Little Mix.
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
I love bus jokes.
Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!
Farmer #2: EGGcellent!
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
Spinach
What animal can not be trusted?
A lion 🦁.