Worst Jokes Ever

Joe Mama!

What does a queen want on her cookie?

Royal Icing.

Do you want to hear a paper joke?

Never mind, it's tear-able!

A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.

1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."

2019: The flying cars future.

I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.

My entire existence.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.

Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.

What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?

A zom-BEE.

What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".

Can you fuck me, please?

So, this guy walked into a cannibal bar. The barista asked him what he wants, and the man ordered water. Then he left, because he wasn't a cannibal and just wanted a glass of water.

What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!

Doctor, what is wrong with me?

You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.

What's worse than 5 babies in a dumpster?

5 dumpsters in a baby.

I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.

What is the difference between babies and dogs?

I don't eat dog parts.

How are babies and watermelons similar?

They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.

How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?

With a blender.