Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the chicken cross the road to go away?

An Asian man goes to the eye doctor.

The doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract."

The Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."

Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.

Bruh.

Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?

Bc they're good at it.

What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass?

An Investigator.

Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.

So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!

My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?

My name is Big Dick.

Dear uncle, I want my condoms.

What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.

Religion

All of us.

"Can you tie a knot?"

"I cannot."

"So you can knot?"

"No, I cannot knot."

"Not knot?"

"Who's there?"

"F... off!"

symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?

symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?

angela: Because you are the thot of the group.

symple: Well it takes one to know one.

symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"

angela: FUCK OFF!

So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.

What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?

Mississippi Mud.

How does a cow do math?

With a cow-culator!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.