Worst Jokes Ever
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
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What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
What do you call a man off the ground?
Hanged.
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch.
What does the Bible stand for?
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
I like my wine like how I like my women: 10 years old and locked in a basement.
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
I can't see the bee.
It's by the beehive.
Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?