Worst Jokes Ever
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Social distancing.
An old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her off the edge without knowing it was her cash she wanted to check, so I died to help her!
What did the fork say to the cake?
A: "I want a piece of you!"
A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.
What is the leader of the school supplies?
The ruler!
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
My fish puns aren't on porpoise.
The Octopus joke! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.
I hope ya'll that have depression kys; you are worthless trash.
Just kidding.
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
What is the German word for constipation? Farfrompoopin.
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.