Worst Jokes Ever
A lady sees a doctor about a tummy ache. After her check up, the Doctor said, “Looks like you’ll be needing nappies in about 9 months time.”
The lady asks, “Am I pregnant?” To which the Doctor replied, “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.
Not so great way to find out you are adopted.
"Have fun at school night" is what?
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
Why don’t mountains 🏔 take anything serious?
Because they think they’re hill areas! 😂
What time is it when you cannot walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!
I love you and I love you too. I love ❤️.
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
Be nice.
I love ❤️ dogs.
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)