Worst Jokes Ever
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"
The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"
The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.
The kid asked him again and so on.
Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
What is long, brown, and cures depression?
A noose.
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.
Dark humor is like COVID-19... Not everyone gets it.
I bought a wooden whistle. I tried so hard, but it wouldn't whistle.
So I bought a steel one. It still wouldn't let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It still wouldn't lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes, so the wood would lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
How many babies does it take to paint a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention. I guess I have depressed depression.
If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.