Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
Austin Nash
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.
My depressed mom looks good hanging from a tree.
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
Yo mama so nice she...
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.