Worst Jokes Ever
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.
One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I like my kids like I like my lamps.
Hung from the ceiling.
Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!
Spell "I cup..." "I see you pee!"
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
Stephen Hawking's death was because he lost WiFi connection.
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
You know, people always say your life is worth it, but with me, it's worth-it-less.
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Man asking waitress, "Pardon me, miss, may I ask you about the menu, please?"
Waitress, "It's none of your business about the men I please!"
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
What are clowns good at?
Ignition of the bus engine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdQcalibEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7S6BZVXkI
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.