Worst Jokes Ever
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
I did a walk today and walked today to get my car.
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
Life's like a dick. Women make it hard for no reason.
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make run "vhaleka."
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
What do you call a black person?
Black.
Must. Escape. Meme.
Existence is what meme stands for for some haters.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 100 pounds of crack.
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.
The sign on their gate says:
"Clothed Until Further Notice."
The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.
Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.