Worst Jokes Ever

Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!

What did the rock say to the flower?

Rocks can't talk. -.-

Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.

Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."

Orphan: "What's a mom?"

How is a child with cancer and dark humor similar? They never get old.

I did a good job and walk walk home and walk walk to the car and drive. What is the difference between a good [what]?

A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."

Welcome to ____ pizzeria and abortion clinic where your loss is our sauce.

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.

Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!

What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?

What is a boyfriend?

I invited my friend with a vasectomy to a party.

Unfortunately, he couldn't come.

What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂

"Mine is 3 inches."

"That's not very lo..."

"From the ground."

When you say, "I'm high!"

But then you fall off.

Bus went vrrrrrrrm.

What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?

High interest!

I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...

Steel led to World War 2.