Worst Jokes Ever

All of them suck.

What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.

Get off of here, kids!

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"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."

Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.

Who are the fastest readers of mankind?

The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.

Why is there A/C in hospitals?

So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.

When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.

Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.

Teacher: Why do people snore?

Me: Because they sleep.

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?

I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭

Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!

President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 😎😎😎😎😎😎

Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.

The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.

The coffee was getting mugged, so it called 911.

Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.

Why is 1 equal to 22?

4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!

Your hairline.

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