Worst Jokes Ever
What is black and white and red all over? An exploding zebra!
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with her left hand?
She moans with her right.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fishes.
Fishes who?
Fishes the police, come out with your hands up!
My Mother: Wanna hear the song, "Chloe, your the one I want" on Pandora?
Me: No, I am tired of that song and I am annoyed by it.
Mom: Don't talk back to me like that, young lady.
Me: / someone else? - -gets silent in da room-
Brother: Yeah, this song is very annoying, but maybe better than the Chelsea song.
Joke is here now what do you do if you hear the name Chloe?
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
This is a joke. Laugh!
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win no-bell prize!
Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
Biden
What games do bats like to play at recess?
Why are skeletons so calm?