Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?

They both have cutting marks.

How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.

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  • Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?

    Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.

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  • Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

    Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.

    Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!

    People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.

    Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."

    Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."

    Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."

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  • What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?

    Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

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  • How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer?

    There is sperm on the computer screen.