Worst Jokes Ever
Cooper is the best to ever live.
Cooper is funny.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
New.
Spppppp.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?
Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.
Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.
Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."
Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."
Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
Stupid cow.
Like if you are scared of Covid-19.
Poke diver 1 sucks!
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
Do I sit broken-hearted?
I came to sh*t and only farted.
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer?
There is sperm on the computer screen.