Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the monkey take his banana to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling good.
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I had a good night, and I love it when you get a good walk and you get to.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
Orphans have no parents.
Steven Hawking
I did have a good time today, I did.
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
My boss had the heart of a child.
In a jar. On his desk.
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?
The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”
And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?
What time is it?
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?