Worst Jokes Ever

Impossible? I’m very possible, really!

My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"

My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.

You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.

Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.

But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.

Orphans can’t work at Johnson and Johnson because it’s a family company.

Girl: You are gay.

Boy: Who says I’m gay?

Girl: You ARE GAY!

Boy: You are lesbian.

Crowd: OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhbhhhbhH

Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?

Now he's a bronze fish.

Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?

He was rotten to the albacore.

What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.

Clarissa is here with us.

What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?

"Hi!"

My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?

What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.

Hi Eric Le!

What is the difference between you and my dad?

Nothing.

My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.

What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.

Hi Ethan!

What's the difference between you and your mom?

I slept with your mom.