Worst Jokes Ever
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
Icebergie is a randy.
I’m going to be scared of diesel.
I love dccfffghyyhh.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
Like if you are in high school and miss school!
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
Awesome, amazing game!
China should be a baseball team.
Baseball is awesome!
I love playing games.
I got a job as a pencil sharpener. I would tell you about it, but you wouldn't get the point.
Aren't I beary good?
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"