Worst Jokes Ever
Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
I gave up hope and I liked it!!
I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
I like zebras.
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What is black and white and red all over? An exploding zebra!
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with her left hand?
She moans with her right.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fishes.
Fishes who?
Fishes the police, come out with your hands up!
My Mother: Wanna hear the song, "Chloe, your the one I want" on Pandora?
Me: No, I am tired of that song and I am annoyed by it.
Mom: Don't talk back to me like that, young lady.
Me: / someone else? - -gets silent in da room-
Brother: Yeah, this song is very annoying, but maybe better than the Chelsea song.
Joke is here now what do you do if you hear the name Chloe?