Worst Jokes Ever

What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.

What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?

I yam.

pop pop meow?

You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.

Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?

A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!

Koalas are weird. Why? I don't know!

What do you call a scared octopus?

An octopussy.

What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?

When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.

A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”

My mother really hates my dad for some reason. Maybe it was because he cheated on her, or maybe because it was her mom. Either way, it really ruined her birthday.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They can’t find home.

What is a good night? Sleep tight, I have four.

I did have a good night and I did a good night and I had fun.

What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?

Ya nan does gymnastics with her boyfriends.

I love still things.

Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...

I love you, my new phone! 📲