Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
Cameron Boyce
What falls and never gets hurt? Rain ☔
Suck all the bread!
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However, the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.
Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Do I do the same for dinner tomorrow morning for you?
"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
All of them.
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
So, I was sitting with my little brother and talking about our dreams. "What do you wanna be when you grow up?" I asked him. He answered, "A doctor!" I wanted to tease him so I said, "I wouldn't be treated by a doctor like you." I was hoping he would get mad or something, but instead, he calmly replied, "Brother, I said doctor. Not a vet."
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
Kidnapping is just surprise adoption.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?