Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
How do you get a baby to stop crying?
Simple... you staple its mouth shut.
What kind of people love donuts in the morning? Cops, because they don't have anything else to do.
You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.
Me: punching a kid.
My FBI agent: You're adopted.
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
Poopoo man.
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?
IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
Cut.
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
Do you have a halo, cause I can give you one.