Worst Jokes Ever
What do you read on Halloween?
What's a witch's favorite subject?
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
39, 41, 43, AK, 47, AK-47. You get it? Lmao.
How did Helen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH.
I was gonna tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
Say "ocean" 5 times and you say "oh shit!"
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What the hell is this website? Do you all think these jokes are funny?
Whoever took my anti-depressant pills,
I hope you're fucking happy.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
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More like your anus.