Worst Jokes Ever
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
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Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
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What chicken crossed the road? The donkey of the moneys.
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
You want to know the bad thing? Only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette.
Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Wee snaw.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?
Ooh, snickerdoodles!