suck on my big fat ding dong you idiot
yo mama so fat when she decides to workout the stock market goes bankrupt
yo mama so fat she is the google java script loading
your hairline so bad it was used as the starbucks logo
CIA: Where's your head at? JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yo mama was so fat the earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave
dark humor is like water some people get it others dont
I told a blind man to read more so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell Asif
ill call your mom a cow but which one
This year the London marathon was ran on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!!!
Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately, I wouldn't your crooked hairline might break it.
Health and safety tips: looking at your hairline is hazardous, for your best interest please look away.
Caution: looking at your hairline can cause being delirious and having hallucinations.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline there so far apart!!!
If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right and backwards.
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
What came before the dinosaurs? Your hairline because it's so far back!!!
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90'.