Worst Jokes Ever
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ur blue nue hue kuo.
Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
Hi, I did not get your email address. I sent you a...
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
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What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To Mario.
I looked in the mirror.
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
I can't wait to have 2020 in my hindsight.
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.