Worst Jokes Ever
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
I did not.
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
Stephanie has a magic.
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
Jokes are rather funny.
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.