Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the cliff feel offended?

Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.

(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)

One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.

It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.

Why did the car drive over the cake?

'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.

My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"

A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.

My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.

So dark.

Many jokes about orphans.

God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!