Worst Jokes Ever
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock ‘cause Jill’s real name is Randy.
Yes, this joke is stolen.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.
Capital Of San Marino?
I love Hebrew John!
I love you, Hebrew John.
"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."
Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
Robert Scott is a NumNut.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.