Worst Jokes Ever
Dear Grad Parents,
Please pass the attached Commencement schedule on to your graduate(s). We ask that students arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled time and that they do not arrive early. Staff will greet the students outside the main entrance. Students may wear cap and gowns and/or formal wear.
There will be more information to follow in the coming days.
Thank you.
Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Groupings.
Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Schedule.pdf
Dear Grad Parents, Please pass the attached Commencement schedule on to your graduate(s). We ask that students arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled time and that they do not arrive early. Staff will greet the students outside the main entrance. Students may wear cap and gowns and/or formal wear. There will be more information to follow in the coming days. Thank you.
(Shared from the "Wolves E-genda" app.)
Suck my dick when you lay. I have to say you are gay.
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
How do fish get to school?
On a octobus.
Lol.
Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!
What’s the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
Hi, how are you doing today?
Why are gay people gay? Because they are gay.
I like school.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Guess what, chicken butt?
😷 👕 👖 Stay safe in Quarantine.