Worst Jokes Ever
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
You're tiny!
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.
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Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Today my toilet paper ran across the road, but it got stuck in the crack.
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
I forgot the joke.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.