Worst Jokes Ever
Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.
and found that in all the videos his father is...
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said, "Yes," and lifted up her dress. Then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
Why did Sally get a black eye?
She tried to play patty cake!
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Be grateful:
You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation.