Worst Jokes Ever
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂
What do cannibals call pregnant women? A kinder surprise.
Why was the Computer late to work?
'Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.
Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: The highway.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Student: I don't know, my mom says that's where all the accidents happen.
I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
Person one: Why did the boy go home?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
I started crying when dad was cutting onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
I was thinking of a good accident joke, and I asked my sister. She said, "you."
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
Why can't blind people fish?
Because it was "see food."
Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"
Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.