Worst Jokes Ever
What's green and sticky?
... A stick.
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
Adriano loves life.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar.
Hi, welcome to David’s sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back. The old man wanted to do it with his wife. The man set up everything needed and did the video. He threw it back first, then his wife, but instead of an old lady, it was ashes.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
I have a daily routine where I take a crap every morning at 6 AM, but wake up at 7 AM. And it's not even a joke.
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.