Worst Jokes Ever
Watching porn.
Watching porn blow my dick like a basset horn.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
Have a good summer!
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
So my sis thinks she's so smart. She said, "You can finish this move ten minutes later. Go to sleep."
What is a neonatal's first time in the world?
Q: What is the hardest part of a cabbage?
A: Wheelchair.
My depressed body would look great hanging from a tree...
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Games
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
What is the best day to go to the beach?
On Sunday.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
I am a beautiful person.