Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."

Ayo imagine having a chocolate fountain, but instead it cost a billion dollars a gallon and you have a hundred thousands, that number will never equate to how many porno magazines and alcoholic beverages and malty liquors stolen from my brother's bedroom as a desperate attempt at being edgy. Ayo, maybe instead of the future cars being powered by petroleum oil and gas, but with hot chocolate.

A priest walks into a wine store.

"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh, you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."

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    • A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank, has jotted that down on his notebook, he says, "Oh, I see."

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    • What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?

    We’re wiped out!

    Squirrel: I got a joke.

    Dog: What the hell is it?

    Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.

    Because all I do is pound it, man. I would put you on my "600 Pound Life" if you didn't weigh 1,000.

    Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.

    I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.

    I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.

    I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;

    What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧

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