What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?
'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
Once, there was a man that was coming to my house and peeing in my yard. Then the man came back to my house and flopped his penis everywhere and peed at the same time, and it went all over my face.
So the next day, he came back, and I got my BB gun and shot a metal BB into his peepee.
This didn't actually happen.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
Alicia was not a popular girl. None of the guys noticed her. Once she got a boyfriend, but then he cheated on her with Katy and said, "You're not sexy enough, Katy is much hotter."
So Alicia took a match, set herself on fire, and screamed, "THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!"
And then she died.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
Why do Indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows.
The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.