Worst Jokes Ever
Throw a plate.
It’s broken, right?
Say “sorry” to it.
Did it fix back?
No... that’s the same thing you did to me :)
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn't matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
What did the bird say to the other bird?
Nothing, because birds can't talk.
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
A man is walking into the woods with a young boy.
Boy: “Hey mister, it’s getting dark out and I’m scared.”
Man: “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.”
Welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make 'em, we take 'em!
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Get a head in life by decapitating someone.
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
What is the difference between a cow and me?
Nothing.
Ok, I put one penny down. Do you smell anything?
1 scent.
I put two pennies down. Do you see any fruit?
2 pears.
I put three pennies down. Do you see any law enforcement?
3 coppers.
I put four pennies down. Do you see any cars?
4 Lincolns.
I put five pennies down. Do you see any pussies?
NOT FOR 5 CENTS YOU DONT!
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?