Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.

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    • I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?

    I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"

    There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."

    A: This rice is very delicious!

    B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.

    A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!

    B: Thank you.

    A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!

    Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

    Because they don’t know where home is. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    What's the definition of rude?

    Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.

    Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.

    *****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****

    A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”

    Jay and Andrew are best friends who are almost alike. The difference between them both is Jay is poor and well... Andrew, on the other hand, is suck-a-dick poor. Let me explain, Jay wakes up in his room, walks to the kitchen, and asks his mom, Lisa (I call her Lisa now, btw), if there is anything to eat. "No, bitch!" she replies, so Jay drinks a glass of milk and goes back to bed.

    Now Andrew... wakes up, jumps out of bed, and he's in the kitchen. He sees his mom fixing some food for work after a long hard night of giving her husband blue balls. "Anything left for me, Mother?" Andrew asks. "Sorry, Honey, I have to eat to put food on the table and to get the running again." *so she goes to work, taking her time* Andrew sits by his bedside and says to himself, "Man... I'd suck a dick for some water right now." *his mom storms back after hearing what he had said* "I'll buy you a soda if you do my first customer for me!"

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