Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
So I was at a class at school, and then boom, explosion. Lots of dead.
I shoot at the people too, haha, goodbye class. Scary.
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
What's great about an emo pizza?
It cuts itself. Yay!
I was walking in the forest with my gf.
I had a Desert Eagle for protection.
A bear jumped out of the bushes; one shot was enough to put my gf down, and it gave me enough time to run away.
What do boy snowmen have that is different from snowgirls?
Snowballs.
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
Rape jokes aren't funny.
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
Dumb kid: What does homework mean?
Teacher: J0K35? (J0K35 is me btw) can you explain to DK what homework means, please?
Me:
"Half Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge"
Did you hear about the bank robber?
Turns out he got shot by the police.
And he wound up in prison.
"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."
It was 2017, and lots of people were hating RiceGum because he released "Frick Da Police," a diss track insulting Idubbbz's Content Cop video on RiceGum.
A few hours after the diss track was released, someone went to Rice's house and spray painted "Asian Jake Paul" on the wall of the front of his house.
Rice went to "meet" Idubbbz, then he saw the graffiti.
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"
Hours later, police found 4 suspects.
"Explain."
Sus 1: I don't vandalize.
Sus 2: I was staying indoors because it was rainy.
Sus 3: I fucking hate RiceGum, but I would not ruin his cheap ass house lol.
Sus 4: I eat bricks.
Police: I know who.
RiceGum: Who?
Police: ITS-
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Notice anything in the number crowd?
Comment the answer below and I will see who is correct.
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawn mooer.
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"