Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a big bill.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
Deez nuts, ahaha!
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?
Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.
They can't say no if they're unconscious.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
1. just feeling sad. 2. depression. 3. self harm. 4. suicide.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
What is the Titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers.
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What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"
What is green and blue?
Grass and the sky.
I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?
But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.
What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?
"No smoking."
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.