What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
A depresso espresso.
JK.
It's cyanide.
Worst Jokes Ever
I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
Wanna hear a joke? Your face.
GET DUNKED ONNNNNN!
What flowers are on your face?
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
Rajdeep
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
Why wouldn’t Mrs. Grapes leave her children behind?
Because she loves raisin kids.
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.
I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.