Worst Jokes Ever
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ur blue nue hue kuo.
Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
Hi, I did not get your email address. I sent you a...
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
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What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To Mario.
I looked in the mirror.
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
I can't wait to have 2020 in my hindsight.