Worst Jokes Ever
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
Jesus is a rock music fan.
Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?
I tried to catch fog today. I mist.
I recently was told by my therapist to stop with the suicide jokes. So I replied with "Don't worry, it will all end soon."
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
Other person: Yes.
Sorry, I'm still working on it! 😅
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type...
His last words to us were, “Be positive!”