Worst Jokes Ever
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.
My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
Person 1: You are the dumbest person in the class.
Person 2: Well, you're the second. Maybe, but at least I'm not the dumbest.
Person 2: I know how to fix that!
... Next day person commits suicide...
The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.
The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"
The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, girls would find me attractive.
Here via westwingman.net from Veep!
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: Anywhere she was home schooled.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."