I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
Worst Jokes Ever
I have more chin than the Chinese phone book.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Rabbit poop is cereal.
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
Did you ever receive an anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have an orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?
My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
What is ioooooooo?
I miss seeing my friends and teachers.
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
Girl playing outside: "Step on a line and you break your mommy's spine." She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming.
Girl playing outside: "Step on a crack and you break daddy's back." She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming.
The husband starts celebrating, gets in the car, and starts to drive away.
The son comes outside and steps on a crack.
The dad then dies in a car crash.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.