Worst Jokes Ever
What day can you have sex on?
Answer: Wednesday. Why? Because it's hump day.
I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
Scroll down for explanation.
Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
Poop + mouth = yummy for dung Beatles and HEDGEHOGS!
A random drunk person ate poop, but he found out it was liquid...
You're so poor not even Dollar Tree has your prices.
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.
Your mum is so smart, but she still can’t figure out why she had you.
choi soobin loml
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
Screw you, ableists!
Dyslexic man walks into a bra.
What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.