Worst Jokes Ever
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.
Family Guy funny moments.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
Why did I make this joke?
Because I love jokes!
You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.
What did Superman say to Batman?
Nothing, Bruce is dead.
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
Jack and Jill went down to hell to fetch your mother's bladder.
Her bladder broke. You two are soaked, and now you have a daughter, 'cause in that bladder was me!
I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents were...
Man, I love working at an orphanage.
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.